iamaspermbank

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hey, im lachie

im 16 and living in sydney, australia


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the word bed is in the shape of a bed this is amusing

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Interviewer: How is The Fault In Our Stars?

John Green: It's okay.

Interviewer: Okay?

John Green: Okay.

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we should bury people upside down

so when they come back as zombies, they'll dig the wrong way.
its call thinking ahead guys.
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that f-cking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now im worried because god forbid im stabbed or something and i call 911 and im coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is

"much knife"

"such stab"

"wow"

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im like an iphone 
i just lose energy without even doing anything.

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the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet decends into war and chaos.

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How to do well in math:

1. you don't
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school

today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz”
and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said
“can i take you out so i can do you?”
my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA $HIT HIMSELF.
 
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school






"Monsters are real.
Ghosts are real too.
They live inside us.
And sometimes, 
They win."





 
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sad

 

Her smile. Her eyes. Her laugh. The way she walks. Her voice.

I love everything about her.

But the saddest thing?

She covers her face with make-up. She pretends to be someone

she's not.

Because she doesn't know how beautiful she really is...




 

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