icanshowyouthedevil

"Hey! I'm wearing socks and underwear of the same color!"
"You're not wearing any socks..."
"Exactly. ;)"

- ragestache.com


 

doesn't it suck when your best friend is sick on your birthday?
I'm 15 today, and this is the last birthday I'll have while my best friend is still alive. But he's sick today, and I can't hang out with him or anything.
well this sucks.


 

You keep me on the edge of my seat
I bite my tongue so you don't hear me
I wanna hate every part of you in me
But I can't hate the ones who made me.



 

Dear girls,
How about you bring your own hoodie instead of hinting that you want ours?
Guys get cold too..


 

Dear brandoncyrus,
1.) you're a disgrace to the male population.
2.) nobody wants to see your pubes.
3.) STOP GIVING GIRLS FALSE HOPE.
kthanks.
- Bradley/icanshowyouthedevil
 

my family. my friends. my girlfriend. my guitar. life.
 

You keep on hoe-ing, you hoe.
- Jenna Marbles
 

I've been to hell,
and I can show you the devil
Down you fell, can't hold yourself together
Soul to sell; down here you live forever
Welcome to a world where dreams become nightmares.

 

Two of my friends, Matt (FramingMatthew) and Melissa (SocietyKilledTheTeenager) wanted me to join witty.
So yup. here I am.