iceicebailey
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Joined: February 7, 2012
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hi! wow I am amazed that someone has actually come to my page. my name is Alice and I am 13 years old. I would really like a witty friend so if you are interested then leave a comment please! I love dogs but I have a cat and 3 fish and i used to have a gerbil but sadly it died :(. My hobbies are WITTY, facebook and listening to music. I love chocolate, sweets and cake also biscuits are nice! My aspiration in life is to become a teacher. Also I want to raise money for a charity and go out to Africa to build a school or well or something. I love helping people and I also love little children! If I don't become a teacher I want to be a lawyer or a soliciter. I also love PARTYS!
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CHEESE JOKES
#3
Which cheese is
someone elses?
Nacho
cheese
MY FORMAT/QUOTE BY MY
COUSIN SOPHIE
CHEESE JOKES
#2
What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Haloumi
MY FORMAT/QUOTE BY MY COUSIN SOPHIE
What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Haloumi
MY FORMAT/QUOTE BY MY COUSIN SOPHIE
CHEESE JOKES
#1
What cheese do you use to
hide a small horse?
Mascarpone
MY FORMAT/QUOTE BY MY
COUSIN SOPHIE
That awkward moment
when
you
storm out the house and slam the door and then you realise that
you forgot you're keys.
fave and ill try to blow up ur
notifications! :D
HELP
ME
i have this friend and i think he cuts himself ive seen scars but he denys it
what should i do?
i have this friend and i think he cuts himself ive seen scars but he denys it
what should i do?
i wont be impressed with technology untill you can download food
A Chinese guy calls to U.S...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...
1) Hold your breath.
2)Put this as your quote
3) if you were holding your breath the whole time you are a good kisser
2)Put this as your quote
3) if you were holding your breath the whole time you are a good kisser
that awkward moment
when
your 5 yr old cousin has a girlfriend and your 12 and youve never
had a boyfriend