Wanna know what’s
“funny?”
I showed
you him, and I even said
“there,
that’s the guy I like.” The next day? Well, I tell you
That he has a girlfriend, but I
still like him. A lot.
Then the next day? Yeah, what a
great day!
We finally started talking! You
seemed so happy for
me.
Then, when I walk into school the
next day, you run up and attack me.
You say “I have to tell you something at
lunch!”
I thought it had something to
do with the guy you liked.
But, boy, was I wrong. You say to me “I like him too, and
We’ve been talking soo much,
and I realllly like him.”
Well, why don’t you just take
a fricken knife and
stab me in the
Back with it, then, if that doesn’t work,
right in my wrists.
You tell me how he told you
he liked you. But of
course,
You don’t even
realize that I’m not jumping up and down with
joy
Because of “your” new crush.
N E W S F L A S H
He told me he doesn’t like you.
He just said that because you pretty
much attacked him about it
So, way
to go, good job breaking my
trust in you.
Thanks.