Dr. Suess explains
pregnancy
What is a
womb?
Well, a womb is a
room.
A womb is a
room.
Where a kid'll be
soon.
A womb is all
squishy.
All moist and
magenta.
And if there's a
kid,
Then it's full of
placenta.
But the kid must be
small,
If there is one at
all.
Just the size of a
bean.
Or the size of a
ball.
When the kid gets too
big.
Then it's time to get
out.
When it happens to
you,
You will probably
shout.
You will shout, you will
yell.
You will roll on the
floor,
Cos the kid must come
out,
Of a very small
door.