idciammyself

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Joined: December 12, 2012
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Oh this witty is just for fun.
Probably because witty is good. 
But yeah, so you should probably follow me because im like the coolest person you will ever see on here, just kidding im not, hah oh, forgot,probably.
Okay, I will stop now. 

Quotes by idciammyself

The star of the football team
h a s  a  b l i n d  d a d

who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

♥
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sports
I hate it when you're eating cereal, and the last few pieces are like "catch me if you can"

lmfao.
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funny
Oh, Wow. Probably making a quote. Probably has been years.
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funny
Is there ever going to be a day when you're not a b-tch..?
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depressed
Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it? 

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inspirational
Teacher: Can you watch my room why I go to the bathroom?
Friend: Yes, but don't drown.
Teacher: Why would I drown?
Friend: Isn't that how you go to the bathroom?
Teacher: ........ (walks away not saying anything)
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funny
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