♥Gianna♥*

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

‘that’s not real music'
ok what would you classify as real music
do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a f.ucking bonfire, chanting a rain dance tune? is that real enough for you, you stupid pretentious b.itch

[AT MY EXES WEDDING IN 2020]

*holds up boom box playing i hit it first by Ray J*

Harry styles works in an office. Harry files
Harry styles calls his friend's phone. Harry dials
Harry styles puts down flooring. Harry tiles
Harry styles walks a marathon. Harry miles
Harry styles doesn't get asked s.exual questions that are invasive and the 
interviewer respects their boundaries. Harry smiles