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WHO IS REBECCA BLACK?!
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Rebecca Black. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Friday who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Saturday, and Rebecca was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Friday, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was gonna be awesome, I was like, "Rebecca, I can’t invite you, because I think your robotic voice will scare everyone." I mean I couldn’t have a bad singer at my party. There were gonna be amazing singers there. I mean, right? She was awful. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because she couldn't decide between the front seat or the back seat, and she came back in the fall for high school, totally obsessed with Friday and I guess she still isn’t sure where to sit.



 

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