idocartwheels

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Joined: November 20, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 240862
Gender: F
easy, breezy, beautiful
cover squirrel. 

hey guys.. its me!
feel free to read my quotes and tell me if you like them! you can ask me anything anytime and also im always here for advice! i love sports, shopping, and being a girl. follow for a follow mah hoomiess!
xooo, 
idocartwheelss
mckenzies the name,
awesomes the game. 


























madison. beer. is. my.whole.life
 


Quotes by idocartwheels

Dear parents,

JASMINE was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin
SNOW WHITE lived alone with 7 men
PINNOCHIO was a liar
ROBIN HOOD was a thief
TARZAN walked around with no clothes on
A stranger kissed SLEEPING BEAUTY and she married him
CINDERELLA lied and snuck out at night to attend a party
 

YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A  YOUNG AGE 

 

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Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person- just reflections and pictures


(◑.◑)

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YOU IS KIND.
       YOU IS SMART. 
               YOU IS IMPORTANT. 

fave if you know what this is from
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today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie, 
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."
nmq
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 BOYS THAT ARE FUNNY:

 BOY: THERES SOMETHING GORGEOUS ABOUT YOUR

EYES

GIRL: *BLUSHES*

BOY: OH WAIT THAT'S JUST MY RELFECTION..*HUGS 

GIRL SAYING "JK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL*...

 
yeah..we all want that to happen to us don't we.. 
 
 

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I JUST READ THIS:


"Why is that cotton candy talking?"

"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."


NOW THAT'S SOMETHING THAT DESERVES A TOP QUOTE!!


 
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After the two years I have been on Witty:
I finally figured out the point of the website.
It's not to  be funny- although that always helps
It's not to complain- that annoys everyone
It's not to be rude to other people- obviously
It's not to make quotes for fun- that's meant for different websites..

witty is to show that you aren't alone.. the amount of people that make quotes about cutting, starvation,  surviving cancer, being beautiful/ ugly, ect., just proves that you aren't alone, you can get through anything, and you are special, one of a kind, and
BEAUTIFUL 
 

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