REASONS WHY PERIODS
SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you
stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking
niagra falls.
2. you want to hit
everyone...in the face...with
a shovel.
3. you cry so much for
random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap,
that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects
you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at
something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really
angry.
7. you fall
asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want
to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a
freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that
week.
11. remember that cute pair
of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying,
not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get
to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you
want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY
FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are
10x more annoying.
15. those stupid-
pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are
'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you
annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream
are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel
like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think
you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of
tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at
all.
19. you don't care
about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you
weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the
morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a
freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.