iliketoreadthesethings

Status: Food. My only friend.
Joined: November 4, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 234173

Yo! My Names Sam[:
Do you ever wonder who's thinking about you?♥


 | United States | Female | 

Im Very Sarcastic..
& if you know me, you'd understand.

Sometimes my sarcasm can be cruel, but chill out im kidding, 
Whatever it is, i didnt mean it literally!
I believe in God a 100%

He is my creator!
Im a pro at video games. nuff said.

Im a really good listener, so if you need someone

 to talk to im always here!

I love winter(: 

Im a big texter, im like always texting.

I Love Photography! and i think im pretty good at it(:

I love Dogs
 pink is the favorite color!..

"IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS"

Leave a comment on my profile(:
follow my witty friends!
"angrypotato" "stickerlesshobo" "hobowithasticker" "crayolaisawesome"
 

Hey There, Chat Me, i love talking to new people! :)













  South Park - Eric Cartman Animated Rainbow Moustache           

Quotes by iliketoreadthesethings


WHAT MY DAD JUST TOLD ME..
"God gave me the choice to have a big d*ck or a good memory."
"I can't remember which one i chose"
*facepalm*
This seriously just happened.
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I've never been one to really relate to being hurt in a relationship
But i have now & believe me, it sucks.
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it's amazing how
Easily you just tossed me aside
and got together with her.
YEAH, IT HURTS.



(my quote.. Im just upset.)
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*Opens Fridge*




"Baby You light up my world like nobody else..."







 

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Who Else Remembers...

Those Underwear Commercials With Grown Men Dressed in Fruit Costumes
Just me?

 

 
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 When pe0ple yawn,

Do deaf people think

they're screaming?
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I honestly don't get how people like me.
people say my personality is great, - i just say whats on my mind.
people say im pretty, - i try to look decent, but pretty is overestimating it
people say i smell good, - im wearing it because i like the smell too
people say im really nice, - i treat others the way i would like to be treated
people say my smile is beautiful, - my smile is like a dinosaurs smile
people say they love my shape, - having hips the size of niagra falls isn't cute
people say they love my laugh, - i love to laugh, so your going to hear it a lot.
 
Just venting.

 
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A BOSS


You Should All, Like A Boss
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"I am a ninja"
 "No your not"
"Did you seem you just do that?"
"Do what?"
"Exactly."
 
 
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So No One Is Allowed

At my friends old school to dress up for Halloween anymore, because one year this kid came to school on a bike, wearing a red jumpsuit, with tampons taped to him. He then rode around school telling people he was a
 


Mestrual Cycle.

 

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