ilovejustinbieber14

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Joined: January 17, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 147280

I'm not gonna use witty anymore! sorry♥

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SMILING AT OLD PEOPLE 
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shoutout to the 90s kids for being
the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.




 

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I don't understand how blocking me is helping the situation; it's making it worse if you ask me
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personally,
i find myself hilarious.
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i have this disease....
its called..
unattractive.
 

427 4 BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
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I hope you change your 
mind & my phone will
chime, or my Facebook
chat will ping. You'll say
hi & everything will be 
ok. Come back, please. 



 
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i wonder if a boy
ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

2779 38 LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.

My mom's reaction=priceless.
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NoBoDY seems To caRe,
unLess You'Re PreTTY oR DYinG


 
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