ilovemattshhdonttell

Status: i miss you
Joined: June 27, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: July 5
user id: 188059
Location: your mom.
Gender: F

ilovemattshhdonttell's Favorite Quotes





to my future childern;
if you say "swag" i'm taking your iphone 27 away.




 
Mom: Okay, it's time for you to go read
My siblings: Awww

Mom: And you
Me: M
e?
Mom: Yes, you. Go be social for once, go call your friends or something
Me: Social?
Me: Friends?
Me: What is this language you are speaking to me

#TeamSingle
Anyone else?

 Yahoo! Answers 

    Resolved question: 

    Which is worse?
    Ignorance or apathy?


    Best answer:
    I don't know and I don't care.

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Shower Habits:

Sticking your hair onto the wall,
Peeing in the shower,
(For girls):Coming out of the shower and pretending your towel is a strapless dress,
Singing in the shower,
Not wanting to take a shower,
Dancing in the shower.





favorite if one of these habits are your's aswell.




nmf


 

Deleting my school so i can focus on witty.
 
wait, what?

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.


       If you love someone tell him/her.
                       Forget about the rules, THE FEAR OF   x x x   being ridiculous.  
      wHats Ridiculous
                   i s      p a s s i n g                 u p   o n  a n    o p p r o t  u n i t y   .
 
     TO TELL SOMEONE THAT YOUR HEAR
       your heart is invested in him or her.
       

 

  When I look at you, I see this perfect

     person     then there's me,     this weird, crazy person with all these problems    
 




     AND I DON'T SEE HOW YOU COULD LIKE ME
         ( S O   I ' L L   S I T  H E R E   A N D   W H I S P E R   Q U I E T L Y ) 
     






 “  P l e a s e   s t a y .   ”  
                            
 


credit goes to someone on tumblr (dont know who lol) but i changed it a little bit yup