ilovemikaylaandmelissa

I heard you farted in class the other day and it smelt like your dads d.ick

I could never stab someone, I'm really bad with Capri Sun
-Daniel Tosh

Last name Jesus. First name baby.

I'm not here to make friends, im here to drop it like its hot.

 

to all the families with unopened presants on christmas morning
to all the teachers who risked their lives protecting their students
to all the tramatized children who had to witness this
to all the people who had break the news to parents

let this be a leason to be nice to everyone you meet
random acts of kindness can top things like thing

prays to all the people in Newtown CT

 

 

Do famous people take audographing lessons 
because I could sign my name in cursive
but it'd still look like sh*t

 

IM SORRY BUT NIALL F*CKING HORAN IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO IGNORE