REASONS WHY PERIODS
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it
feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote
down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS"
and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that'
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your
teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and
say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls
who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off
the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not
done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and
your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.