FUNNY
THINGS
TO
DO
IN
AN
_ E L E V A T O R
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When there's only one
other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then
pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a
while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's
your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's
okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
Scream occasionally then act natural.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce,
"I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is MY personal
space!"
not mine....just wanted to save
whyqanjjno0nj- shannon haha
Meghgwanj-Meghan
pretty damn close i
think
megah
~Megan! Soo close! :)
SHANNON~SHANNON!!
GOT ITT!
annaliese-annaliese! yay ha what
now:P
baqoe6-Bailey. MLIA Gah! haha
:))
nataloie3- Natalie oh sooo
close!!!
63wsswenia- it's supposed to
say, Yessenia. haha FAIL.
4egihna= REGINA!!!
cfeceia- cecelia* sooo
closee(:
margaret mary woooh :D
lo.izx pa5rtvter5fsoin~~ so closee(; lizz
patterson:D