iloveyou07

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Hey thanks to all of my followers and the people who like my quotes, I've been with witty for a long time I just took a break, but I'm back now and ready to take requests! Haters can comment anything they want I don't care about your opinions and you're not hurting my feelings.

I know "iloveyou07" is a dumb username, I made it in like 6th grade.

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FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN
_ E L E V A T O R _



When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let
the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
"That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they
have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.


Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.


Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,
they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got
enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your
one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Scream occasionally then act natural.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have
new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal space!"


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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC
.:: in a young girls x_heart? How the music can // f r e e \\ her, whenever it starts? ::.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute//Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin` all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
when a coupleof guys||who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fightand my mom got scared
She said 'You`re movin` with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom~I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND,
             but   it’s   gonna   be  my year, and i’m
                  
so sick of watching while the minutes
                                 pass  as  i  go  nowhere and this is my
                               reaction, to everything i fear and i’ve 
                                      
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15 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.

Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”

When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.

Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
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I flipped the cards over and saw hearts.
 





I
folded  & said “I don’t deal with love


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sticks xxx
&& stones xxx
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