15 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags
of sand, etc.)
Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the
door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell,
“Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and
act confused.
Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top
Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look
around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got
here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the
door.
Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When
trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.”
When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act
like it’s a surprise party.
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can
figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it
makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and
don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go
away.
When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into
the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act
shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the
door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you
give them any candy.
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their
candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone
who comes within 50 yards of your house.
When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing
through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you
can.
Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the
trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start
flipping through a calendar.
Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your
porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the
pumpkin.
Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you
open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the
trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.