iluvme21

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Joined: January 30, 2011
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Quotes by iluvme21
           Be(lie)ve me, I'm fine..                                                                                                          -all mine


7 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
break up
After being married for thirty years...a wife asked her husband to describe her. 

He looked her over slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." 

She asked, "What does that mean?" 

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." 

She smiled happily and said..."Oh, that's so lovely...What about I, J,  & K?" 

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" 

His eye is still swollen...but it will get better..... probably.
8 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
funny
im making dinner! im proud of my microwave skills!!!!!
2 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
story
what's in your wallet?
4 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
funny
i hate you 

*Hate is a very strong word dont use it*

ok i   STRONGLY DISLIKE you!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
funny

Ok i enjoy my new skool. I luv my new friends, 
but there only one problem...
boys
i am the only girl in 6th grade. There are 7 6th graders.
The boys are rlly mean to me they embarrass me and everything.
today they went too far and made me cry in the last hour
they know my witty profile name and are probably laughing at it like they did in class
i would appreciate if you press the <3 so i know i got some love 


7 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
friendship

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0 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
funny
Mom: are you off the computer?
You :yes mom!
Mom: ok.
*2 minutes later*
*mom turns of wifi *
You: MOM THE WIFI'S DOWNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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funny
Friends are forever, 
Boys are whatever!!
<333
 
2 0 iluvme21 iluvme21
friendship
* fighting with mom*
*rolled your eyes at her *
Mom: are you rolling your eyes at me
You: no mom there something in my eye
Mom: well here let me help you get it out 

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advice