tell
a girl she's beautiful and she'll believe it for a moment,
tell a girl she's worthless, and she'll believe it for the rest of her life... ~Drake♥ `DRAKddd
"Marlin: I promised I'd never let
anything happen to him. Dory: Hmm. That's a funny thing to
promise. Marlin: What? Dory: Well, you can't never let anything
happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much
fun for little Harpo."
Weird
things I found out
today... 1. Hippo milk is
pink. Um
cool? 2. Turtles can breathe through
their butts. What tha
fuuuck? 3. A crocodile can't
stick its tongue out. Great?
What If Condoms Had Sponsors? Nike
Condoms:Just do it. Toyota Condoms:
Oh what a
feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms:You got the right one,
baby. Pringles Condoms:Once you pop, you can't
stop. Chevy Condoms:Like a Rock. California Lotto Condoms:Who's next? Avis Condoms:Trying harder than ever. Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms:Finger-Licking Good. Campbell's Soup Condoms:'Mmm, 'mmm good. M&M's Condoms:Melts in your mouth not in your
hands