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Step Brothers
Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

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on January 15, 2010 15:18:18

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Anchorman Quote;;
Brick: I love... desk.
Ron: Brick, are you just looking at
things in the office and
saying that you love them?
Brick: I love lamp.
Ron: Do you really love the lamp, or
are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick: I love lamp. I love lamp.

made by ilyxkelsey
on January 14, 2010 18:15:10

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The Hangover
Phil: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan: Wearing what?
Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna
wear that or are you just fucking with me?
Alan: It's where I keep all my things.
I get a lot of compliments on this.
Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel.
Indiana Jones wears one.

made by ilyxkelsey
on January 14, 2010 17:39:38

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Oh, Bella Swan!
Bella: (feeling the blood on her forehead after
wiping out on a motorcycle): "I'm sorry ..."
Jacob: "Bella, you're apologizing for bleeding?"
New Moon

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on January 11, 2010 17:10:32

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don't worry.
life hands you things for a reason.
:)

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on January 06, 2010 18:54:12

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don't live for the future
xx live in the present. xx
[[ because theres no time like right now ]]

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on January 06, 2010 18:46:55

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ho, ho, ho.
Santa! Oh..thats your
girlfriend, isn't it? My bad(;

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on December 21, 2009 18:18:03

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I'm Talking Pedicures On Our
Toes, Toes,
Trying OnAll Our
Clothes, Clothes

made by ilyxkelsey
on December 18, 2009 14:58:24

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<div style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255,255,255); line-height: 17px; font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255,255,255); line-height: 17px; font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px">I'm Talking Pedicures On Our 
Toes, Toes, 
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255,255,255); line-height: 17px; font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px">Trying OnAll Our 
Clothes, Clothes</div>

Never Stop Dreaming
They Could All Come True At Any Moment*

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on December 06, 2009 14:24:34

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And Sometimes,
People Say The World Is A
Screwed Up Place.
Well, It Is.
But Lets Keep This Screwed Up Place Clean(;

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