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CHRiS::daang yallz r crazii
ME::who says yallz
CHRiS::i do, imma redneck
ME::a really hawt redneck
CHRiS::oh really?
ME::yeah...and im a hillbilly cuz i walk around without any shoes or socks on
CHRiS::a really hawt hillbilly
ME:: awwwwwll really?
CHRiS::yeah

me and mii boiifriend on the fone heess so funny and that was funny...but i guess you had to be there?? heres another fone conversation about wen we were at the hotel that me and my friends met chris at...

ME::did u have fun walking around with us at the hotel?
CHRiS::yeh but you guys walk fast, i had to jog to keep up with uu a couple times
ME::(laughs)
CHRiS:its probably from u guys goin to the mall so much
ME::probably...we go there a lot and sometimes we have to hurry
CHRiS::it showed.....(pause) daaang

lol it was s0o0o0o funny but then again i laugh at EVERYTHING bcuz im a blonde and i am the true meaning of ""dumb blonde"" sorry to all you other blondes cuz im probably the reason "dumb blonde" was formed lol and i fall a lot but i just laugh at that too lmao!!

LiKE TOTALLY, FOR SURE,
i JUST GOT A MANiCURE,
THE SUN, i SWEAR
iS BLEACHING OUT MY GORGEOUS HAiR,
24-34 i DON'T KNWO THE STUPiD SCORE,
BUT GO GO, FiGHT FiGHT,
GEE i HOPE i LOOK ALRiGHT,
CUZ i HAVE A DATE TONiGHT,
WiTH THE SUPER HAWT GUY,
OHH i HOPE iM LOOKiN FLYY,
GO ME, GO ME, GO, GO, GO MEE!!! WOO!!

FOR PPLE WHO CANT GET A DATE WHEN THEY FINALLY DO...NOT ME TRUST ME LMAO...

DADDY WEARS HiS T-SHiRT IN THE COLD KENTUCKY RAiN,
LiTTLE BOY LOOKS OUT AT HiM THROUGH THE TiNY WINDOW PAYNE,
AND EVEN THOUGH HiS HAMPSTER DiED HE FiNDS COMFORT THiS i SWEAR,
CUZ YOOOUUUUUUU CAN'T OVER-LOVE YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!
-APPLE

lmao its from the froot of the loom commercial lol i luuv that thing!

DADDY WEARS HIS T-SHIRT IN THE COLD KENTUCKY RAIN,
LITTLE BOY LOOKS OUTSIDE OF THE FOGGY WINDOW PAYNE,
AND EVEN THOUGH HIS HAMPSTER DIED HE FINDS COMFORT THIS I SWEAR,
CUZ YOU CAN'T OVER LOVE YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!
-APPLE
((from the hanes commercial lmfao))