imaginationgirl

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mary kate -- 16 -- scorpio

I don't use this anymore.

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There's no point in living when you're already dead inside.


 
"I'm prego" A teenage daughter tells her mother tearfully over the phone.  Her mother gasps and demands for her to come home immediately.  She arrives home and her mother opens the door.  Her mother screams.  Her daughter has turned into a giant can of Prego tomato sauce.



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I got sent to detention today because apparently "the amount of fu.cks I give" isn't an appropriate answer to the question "What does 0/2 equal?"









 
Meanwhile on the school bus...
Random Guy:
... and his little brother steals the ladder of their bunk bed then covers the floor beneath it with legos
Everyone:
Random Guy In Back:HAHAHAH THAT KID IS LEGEND!
Just think. 
Giovanna Plowman has a boyfriend.
and you don't
Just let that sink in...




God Creating Me
God: Ok let's add a gallon of socially awkward
God: A dash of attractive

God: Oh, its empty, darn
God: A drop of ugly

God: *Accidently poors whole thing*
God: Oops..













 
Period: *Ends*
Me: Finally!

*1 Hour Later*

Period:
*Returns*
Mother Nature: *Comes out with hidden cameras*
Oh! My! God!  That was hilarious!

You were all like, "Yay omg its over" hahahah BUT ITS
NOT!  hahha YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!! LOL!


 






 



Plot Twist: Tayor dumps Harry, breaking his heart, so he rights a hit song about it saying 
how much of a horrible girlfriend she was, completely ruining her reputation.
"Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure"

"How do you know if she's the one for you?

Frump wags his tail.  "Well, she's got that beautiful shiny blonde coat...... er.....  I mean, hair... and there's that little space between her front teeth.... and did you ever notice how when she's nervous, she sings? Off-key?"

"You like that?"

"Well that's the thing,"  Frump says.  "I think her flaws make me love her even more.  She's not perfect,
but she's perfect to me."




From the book, Between the Lines 
Damn fictional charactors...