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I urban-dictionaried (Shane)
It said:
Shane one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Shane -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever.
Sooo true

I just urban-dictionaryed my name (Sydney)
It said:
1. The cutest girl ever. From head to toe, inside and out she is 100% cute.
2. A very small girl with very expressive eyes who makes cute noises and hums all the time.
Perfection. A beautiful young woman desired by many, but she desires only one other. Fearing love yet wanting it. Amazing. Stupendous. Incredible. What else is there to say?
A mature but funny person who dates older guys.
Has wicked nice hair and eyes.
Everyone she meets falls head over heals for her in an instant. Although very, very, veryyyy sarcastic, her presence is the drive that gets many through a hard day. She hits pretty hard, but if you can take it, the outcome is well worth it. She's nothing like you have ever met, because she's so incredibly fantastic.
Aww I Love You Too, Urban Dictionary!

TRUE LOVE:

(i'm walking over to talk to my ex)
Current boyfriend: "Stop"
(he grabs my arm and holds me back)
Me: "Why?"
(him looking down at me)
Current boyfriend: "Because you're mine, not his."