immadragonhearmeRAWR

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Joined: November 16, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 338797
Location: Chicago, Beijing, Virginia, Japan, Saturn, Andromeda
Gender: F
I love Witty. But then again, doesn't everybody?
I am just about obsessed about this font-Noteworthy. It's awesome.

Call me Veronica. :)


 
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Quotes by immadragonhearmeRAWR

teacher: when I was your age...
students: *flashback to Stone Age*


*food drops on floor*

king germ: LET'S GO GET IT!!!!!!!!
little germs: But don't we wait 5 seconds?
king germ:
king germ: nah.
king germ: we gonna make that person sick
king germ: that's what we're going to do.
king germ: yep.
king germ: *nods*






Whenever a dog comes near me: 

Me: Aww, cute puppy!
Me: Wait
Me: No
Me: Don't sniff there
Me: That's not a very good place to put your nose
Me: Ugh
Me: Perverted puppy







Friend: You need to practice rejecting people!
Me: I can't
Friend: Why not?
Me: Because to reject people, they actually have to ask you out.
Me: And that's never going to happen
Friend:
Me:
Friend: True.
Me:
Friend: ...do you want me to pay them?






Teacher: If you spend 10000 hours on anything, then you'll be a pro at it!
Me: Well, I've spent 10000 hours breathing
Me: *chokes*




Normal People: Good luck!
Me: May the odds be ever in your favor.


You think you're so small, like you're itty-bitty,

just one match in the lights of a city

walkin' by strangers on th
e side of the street,

like, a quarter in a cup can get them up on their feet, like,

So come on 

spin me around, now I don't wanna go home

'cause when you hold me like this, you know


my heart skips-skips a beat

 

People who say
boys eat more than girls
have obviously never met me.




me: *gets back from hiking trip*
me: hey i think i got skinnier
mom: oh my gosh
mom: what happened to you
mom: WHERE IS THAT LAYER OF FAT I BUILT UP ON YOU
mom: WHERE IS IT
mom: i have to feed you more so that you grow it back again.
mom: *looks at my face*
mom: ew what happened to your face
mom: YOU BROKE OUT IN PIMPLES
mom: SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET YOU GO OUT
mom: you are never leaving this house again.