My mom was telling me about
embarrassing things that happened to her when she first started
dating my dad.
And one time he came over to her house for dinner, and he asked for
dressing for his salad. So my grandma gave him some dressing from
the back of her fridge. It tasted sour so my dad checked the
expiration date, and it expired 3 years before he used it. My
grandma gave him 3 year old dressing for his salad. I guess my mom
just wants to prove that she isn't nearly as bad as my
grandma.