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*taking my dog for a walk*
Dad: so how's your boyfriend?
Me: I dont have one...
Dad: what about Nigel?
Me: Dad, his name is Niall and he's in one direction
Dad: what about the other guys in one direction, why Pile?
Me: HIS NAME IS NIALL
Dad: so you like British boys now, huh
Me: he's Irish
Sister: *sees a labrador*
Sister: look! it's a lad!
Me: no Emma, it's LAB
Dad: yeah, the only lad is Nigel
Me: *growls*
 

Singing the Incredibles theme song whenever doing something sneaky or bada**

I wonder 
if anyone's
ever said
"no"
to the dress
 

Here's to all the wittians that...
*never get top quotes
*barely make "pretty" quotes
*have less than 20 followers
 but still love witty anyway.
y'all are beautiful

The difference between witty famous and me...
 Witty famous person: omg it's been a week and i've only gotten 1,257 faves on this quote
Me: omg i just logged onto witty after a month of being gone, and i have 1 notification!!! I'm so special!!

*Me on the couch listening to 1D*
Me: Ah! this is Niall's solo!!!
Sister: wow, i think you're obbsessed with him
Me: umm no. I'm just highly devoted
Sister: I don't know. Maybe you're just in deNIALL haha lol.
Me: -_-
Sister:
Me:-_-
Sister:
Me: oh! i get it now! haha

whenever something gets awkward...i save the day by mooing <3