okay, i know. i'm not katie. katie left to her own little
world and she asked me if i could take care of her
witty account for her, for, well forever, i guess. so, i
should introduce myself now? yes. well, i'm kayla.
i'm sixteen and i live in italy, but no, i'm not from
there. i'm from the US of A. in all of the holidays,
my favorite is halloween. i love hedgehogs, i have one.
he's my baby. i'm not new to witty, i used to have one.
you can try to find it, but i'm not telling you it. oh, &
i don't have a sexual orientation.
Replacements
for
"cool story,
bro."
1) Fascinating discourse, chum.
2) Riveting fable, comrade.
3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren.
4) Perpetuating argument, colleague.
5) Sweet saga, yo.
6) Waste of time, jerk.
7) Spellbinding reiteration, chummy.
8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great
one.
9) Interesting intellect, imbecile.
10) Ballin' gossip, dawg.