TOTALLY not my format!
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missing something is what helps make it
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GREAT
memory.
-wizards of waverly
place.
: notalwaysright.com
Waitress:
“How would you
like your steak, sir?”
Customer:
“Alive."
Waitress:
“I’m
sorry?”
Customer:
“Alive. I want
it alive.”
Waitress:
“I’m not
sure I get you sir – do you mean rare?”
Customer:
“No. Alive!
When I poke my fork in, it will have to say
‘MOO!’”
Waitnress:
“…I’m not
sure we can arrange that for you, sir. It’s
impossible.”
Customer:
“OK,
I’ll have mine well done then.”
Oh How I Love Old People <3