intoxication

Status: swiggity swag guess who's a fag
Joined: July 14, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 317546
Gender: F

intoxication's Favorite Quotes

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.
A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 2am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.



Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.

someone please date me.











 

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up.





i'm never going to forgive jamie lynn spears for
getting pregnant at sixteen and ruining zoey 101.




 
Person I dislike: *starts listening to my favorite bands/singers*
Me: Can you not?





A moment of silence for all the girls who
have their period on their wedding day






 
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