One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the
survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect
man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep
scrolling****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.
Cory: Look, Topanga, now that it’s over
between us there are a few things of
mine that I want back. [Grabs jean
jacket] My jean jacket.
Topanga: Fine, take it. Now go.
Cory: No. There’s one more thing.
Topanga: I don’t have anything else of yours.
Cory: Yeah, you do.
You have all my feelings about you and I
don’t have any of yours. So everything
I’ve ever thought about you, i want back.
Topanga: what are you talking about?
Cory: I thought I could open up to you and tell
you how I feel. So I said I loved you, so
what? It was the truth. And you just blew
me off without any explanation. Without
telling me how you feel. I thought I knew
you, Topanga. But I was wrong.
Topanga:
I was scared.
Cory: what?
Topanga: You wanted to know how I feel.
I was scared.
Cory: Of me?
Topanga: No, of what you said. I mean, we’re
only fourteen years old. These
feelings… when… when did you
know?
Cory: Promise you won’t laugh. Remember the
time when we were in my backyard
chasing fireflies? And you had, like,
twenty in your jar, and I had one with a
broken bulb. And then Eric came outside
and started teasing us…
Topanga: He said, “Cory loves Topanga.” and
you said, “yuck. I hate her.”
Cory: That’s when I knew.
Topanga: Cory, we were only six.
Cory: who cares?
Topanga: How could you know then? I’m not
even sure I know what “I love you”
means now.
Cory: Look. All I know is you and I belong
together. I mean, I have always been
able to talk to you, to make you laugh,
and I’ve always, always wanted to take
care of you.
Alright. Topanga, I’ve been completely
honest with you. so… I got my jean
jacket so I’ll leave you alone.
Topanga: So that’s what “i love you” means?
Cory: Yeah. Bye.
Topanga: Cory?
Cory: uh-huh?
Topanga: I love you too.
Cory: I was always hoping you did.
Boy Meets World.