iridescentstorm

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Joined: June 19, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 310146
Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- Gryffindor common room
Gender: F
Bridget, 13.  Tumblr: thefundead.tumblr.com
fandom person mostly, though I will be a closet hipster on this site

Quotes by iridescentstorm

I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

“Those b****rds are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
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justin timberlake should make cereal he could call them justin timberflakes
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the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket”
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i was never good at geography

not with that latitude

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they need to go to the toilet

What do female ninjas do when they get their period?
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we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “f**k”
what if we said “f**k” instead of “fudge” l
ike “oh man i could go for some hot f**k on my sundae” sounds about right
cornelius f**k

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“Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
You want to know my favorite boy band?  These guys are incredible, and I love every one of their songs.  You wanna know their name?


 
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REPUBLIC!
OMG SO I FOUND OUT TODAY THAT IN HER THIRD GRADE CLASS A FEW WEEKS AGO SOME KID CALLED MY LITTLE SISTER AN UNCONVINENT BOOB
UNCONVIENIENT BOOB
I’M SCREAMING OMG