Status: Ugh
Joined: August 27, 2011
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 212713
Location: The Motherland
Gender: F
Hello World. Because Witty got updated, I have to start this whole thing over again. Yay. I choose not to say my name but if you are an awesome person, then maybe I'll tell you. Honestly, Witty is like this diary to me. I put my heart into my quotes. Sometimes, I don't even write quotes in present time, I just write about my feelings occurring through other experiences. Does that make sense? I hope.

Things I like; Witty, Florence and the Machine, The Lumineers, One Direction, Cher Lloyd, Taylor Swift (sometimes), Demi Lovato, corny sayings, talking on the phone, texting is okayish, Taylor Lautner, Josh Hutcherson, Zac Efron, nail polish, this color, cursive, letters, cards, followers, Maroon 5, Pretty Little Liars, Awkward, Degrassi, The Hunger Games (book and movie), Harry Potter, Online Stories, Marina and the Diamonds, Pandora, Never Shout Never, Zayn Malik's face, writing, talking, Catfish, Ellie Goulding, Mumford and Sons, notifications, Channing Tatum, Nicholas Hoult, Reading good books, and once again; Witty. 

Things I dislike; Flirting (I'm terrible at it), awkward moments, holding back what you really want to say, jocked quotes, I'm not a fan of rap music (unless it's macklemore or just super awesome), people who can't keep a conversation going, homework, and Math.


my instagram or kik and I'll follow you/message you!!!

Also, feel free to ask me anything :) 

Virtual Pet Cat for Myspace

Quotes by ThatWeirdGirl*

We all know


who changes their relationship status more often than Demi Lovato dyes her hair

Scariest 6 word story:

I like him. He likes her.

We ran out of good food.

I feel like everything I do

gives people a reason to hate me or make fun of me

and it's a scary feeling


Does anyone else find it


When there's this guy and he's fun and nice and cool. 
But it's impossible to get his undivided attention. 
Everytime you talk to him you get intterrupted by some other person and it just so ughhhh.


Don't worry about me; I'm fin

I can take care of myself without a

problem and

I don't need you to help me anymore


Teacher: In this kind of equation, you can't get rid of an ex.
Me: *dies laughing* 

This is an accurate description of how lame my sense of humour is.

Even Steve is losing


in my quotes.

I clicked preview quote and it said 0 faves and comments.

Am I the only one,

who found

"The Nightmare Before Christmas" 

creepy as he//when I was a kid?


Goes to the mall lookin like Beyonce: The whole cute boy population of my town has fled.
Goes to the mall lookin like Jay Z: Literally every majestic, precious, looking male decides to go to the mall.


I really f_cked up.
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