italiangirl556

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Joined: March 20, 2011
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Birthday: February 18
user id: 159542
Location: St. Louis MO
Gender: F


Hi My name's Nicole (: I'm a SOPHMORE!! Love sports, golf and soccer though are my life!!! Hit me up if you wanna talk (: I love having a good time and partying!! <3

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Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.


 
"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"
I'm saying "excuse me" but I mean "why the f.ck are you and your friends standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the f.ck"
Today in school I was listening to these two girls
conversation and they were talking about blo.w jobs and
the one girl was like “Do you swallow c.um?” and the
other one was like “no I heard somewhere that your
stomach doesnt digest it and it stays in your stomach
for 7 years” and the other girl was like “I think that’s
gum” and the other girl was like“no I'm pretty
sure that it’s cu.m”
I had to walk away to keep from bursting out laughing





          I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing


          Convo between my 7 year old students today:
          Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
          Matt: Me too! On a boy!
          Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
          Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
          Pearl: Oh.
          (pause for a bit)
          Matt: Boys can like boys.  I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
          Me: Yes they can.  You can marry whoever you want.
          Matt: Really?
          Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
          Matt: Okay.  Then maybe I'll marry him.
          Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.

          Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
          of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage





So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar
And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule, Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo here's my essay:

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
When you ask guys if they think another guy is good looking and they're like "Haha I don't know I'm not gay" like alright moron I just wanted to know if you thought he was attractive not if you'd f/ck him up the as.s 

 Temporarily falling in love with the boy who sat in front of you on public transport.
That sexual tension when someone says to you, "make me".