itsMonique

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Today in class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Kate, no one asked about your weekend." MLIA

Yesterday while texting my best friend, I misplaced my phone. I searched for it and after a while, finally gave up... Remembering my friend, I pull my phone out of my pocket and text her "Sorry, I can't find my phone, brb." She then replied "Oh okay, Text me when you find it." MLIA.

I woke up this morning to Dora the explorer. She was screaming "HONK, HONK,HONK." When I opened my eyes she said,"Great job, we woke up the sleeping whale!" I couldnt help but be offened by her harsh comment. MILA <3

You can only hurt a person so  many times before sorry becomes just another word and has no meaning.

Today, my science teacher caught a boy texting in class. When he asked how she knew, she said "well I hoped it's your phone, and not something else your playing with in you lap" his face? Priceless! MLIA

Today, in biology someone said, "..and all the benefits will go to charity." Immediately after, a girl in the back of the class yells "YESSSSS!"...her name is Charity. MLIA.


 

I'm not Bruno Mars.

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But I think you're amazing, just the way you are.




 

Dear Brain, sorry for overloading you. Dear Tummy, sorry for the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage.. <//3

You want a perfect girl?

  Go buy a Barbie.