itsamadworld

Status: Three days until Christmas!
Joined: January 1, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 13
user id: 258308
Gender: F
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Quotes by itsamadworld

 

 

i told my mom her chicken was dry and tasteless and

she said it was made out of my humor
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Grow Up


Self harm isn't a trend

Anorexia isn't a phase

Depression isn't an act

Homosexuality isn't a choice

Sexual assault is not provoked

Suicide is not a result of being a coward




 


I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

1 Fave= 1 chocolate bar

 

I literally get a little scared whenever I post an opinion on witty.


It’s like hitting a piñata and not being sure if candy or wasps are going to come out.
 

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.

"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."


 

I feel like it'd be really weird if guys commented on their friends profile pictures like girls do.

"Bro, you look so handsome!"

"Looking hot, man!"

"OMG CAN I LIKE THIS 2X?!?! YOUR JAWLINE IS CRAY!"

"Ugh, how are you so perfect dude? I'm jelly!"




 
 
My favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower, and you just hear a distant

BANG BANG BANG CRASH,

and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles.
I love you more than pizza and witty.

Do you realize what that means?
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
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