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i told my mom her chicken was dry and tasteless and she said it was made out of my humor.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. 1 Fave= 1 chocolate bar
I literally get a little scared whenever I post an opinion on witty. It’s like hitting a piñata and not being sure if candy or wasps are going to come out.
If Romney would have won, People would blame everything on him. "Damn it's cold outside." "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."