mom: imagine being
on the same plane as one direction me: mom:
me: mom: theres no where for them to escape me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: mom: ...are you breathing?
Jersey
shore funny moments
#1
Snooki: Guys are douuchebags and I
hate them all. They don't know how to deal with women
and I feel thats whythe lesbiian rate is going up in this
country.
murderer: i am going
to kill you man:NO
PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know
i'll try and hit the next house have a good day