itsateenthing

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Joined: August 12, 2012
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Quotes by itsateenthing

mom: imagine being on the same plane as one direction
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mom: theres no where for them to escape
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mom: ...are you breathing?
texts from last night #1

she didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were f/ucking





100+ likes and ill do a series(:


fav if you're a celebrity and you are just trolling everyone.
 

That one pair
of jeans you wear pretty much everyday;
but hope no one notices ..
♥ 

 

When I was little

i would look through the car window and imagine myself doing tricks along the road
 

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murderer: i am going to kill you
man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day  


Sharks aren't the bad guys. 

If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo, I would probably attack him, too.
 


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"Friends"
funny moments #3

Ross: Phoebs, its going to be okay.
Phoebe: Easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out of your vag!na.

 

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