itsemma1

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Don't make me snap my fingers in a


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IF THE GH SOUND IN ENOUGH IS PRONOUNCED "F"
& THE O IN WOMEN MAKE THE SHORT "I" SOUND
& THE TI IN NATION IS PRONOUNCED "SH"
THEN THE WORD
"GHOTI"
IS PRONOUNCED JUST LIKE
"FISH"
WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.         

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Kim Kardashian 
  made $9,000 an hour 
  being married to Kris.
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In Europe,
it's estimated that about 10% of babies are conceived on Ikea beds.
nmf
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Did you know...
That for every 200 people you see on the street everyday, 2 of them are ghosts?              
-Readers Digest

nmf
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My dad grounded me for referencing Linkin Park too much.
 But in the end, it doesn't even matter. 
 
 
 
 nmf/nmq
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Maddie
 I would like to thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms, love you guys!
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nmq. from unfriendable.
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Sweet guys
 ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. [♥] 
 
Format Credit: whydoihatemyself
 

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It's a little Drizzy outside,
 So expect a Lil Wayne.
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