itsemma1

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Joined: April 23, 2011
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Zebras

are just living, breathing barcodes.


 

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dear people in movies,
Why do you ask who's there when you hear a noise? It's not like a murderer is gonna come out and say "oh, hey. I'm just about to kill someone."
Sincerely,
let's get real.
♥nmf 
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Facebook 
 should change its name to Stalkbook. 

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I find it amusing
 to hold the door open for people that are still far away to force them into an  


awkward run. 
  nmf 

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••••••••
We all begin as strangers.,
••••••••

    Nmf
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••••••••
Why are passing periods in school so short, yet the classes go on forever?nmf,
••••••••

    Nmf
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Finding food in your house;


that's been expired


and getting grossed out.

nmf
 

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
 He was a fungi.
;)
 nmf

 

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It seems like everything on TV costs $19.95
plus shipping & handling.  ♥
NOT MY FORMAT

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 I wish life was like a video game
 So if you mess up, you can quit and hit
"Don't save."
and just start over.  
 ♥mf 
 

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