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Member since Fri Nov 7, 2008 18:16:39 EST

Last login: Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:53:21 EST

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15% emo
18% slutty/whore
30% jock
12% nerd
21% prep





EMO
[] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[ ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[ ] disslike most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[] Hate (a)your parent(s)
[ ] Life sucks for you
[] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[] Complain a lot
[] owned a studded belt or want one
[] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:5

PART TWO:
SLUTTY /WHORE

[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[x ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[] have been called a slut
[x] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 6

PART THREE:
JOCK:

[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[x] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[x] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[x] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[x] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports
[x ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:10

PART FOUR:
NERD:

[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[x] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 4

PREP

[x] you own mostly hollister
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[ ] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 7

If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
quote number 1173717
filed under school
  0
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: 
(first pet + car you want)
Reggie Charger

YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:

(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The Snowboarding Fire Tour

YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME: 

(first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
Channing June

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: 

favorite color + favorite animal) 
Blue Tiger

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:

(middle name + city where you were born)
Katelyn Natick


YOUR STAR WARS NAME: 

(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
Paima

SUPERHERO NAME
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
The Purple Coke

NASCAR NAME: 
(the first names of your grandfathers)
James Arthur

STRIPPER NAME: 
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy) 
Malai Mounds

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: 

(mother’s and father’s middle names ) 
Louise Michael

TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
(Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
Stinchfield Sutton


SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: 
(your favorite season/holiday + flower) 
Summer Rose

CARTOON NAME: 

(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
Apple Jeanie

HIPPY NAME:
 
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree) 
Cinnamon French Toast Sticks Palm

VAMPIRE NAME:
(Name you want + Cullen)
Katie Cullen
quote number 1154898
filed under funny
  1
It's as simple as
l o v e  y o u

quote number 1098308
filed under love
  1
I used to love how you'd,
Say something extremely cute,
& tell me it came from your heart,
When I would staring at the same quote,
On some website.
<3


quote number 1091097
filed under love
  0
I will always love you.
no matter what I say.
But you will never feel the same.
You just don't care.

quote number 1091079
filed under love
  1
He's a player.
He told me he'd love me forever.
But then he broke my heart.
Like they always do.

Now it's been a month.
I've said that I'm so over him.
He's had 5 girlfriends.
Only lasting a week.

I saw him at the football game.
With his latest pet.
It makes me sad now to see him.
And I start to like him all over again.

</3



quote number 1091061
filed under love
  0
Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?

1. Zak
2. Matt D
3. Patrick
4. Tyler
5. RJ
6. Dan
7. Mike
8. Carter
9.  Glenn
10. Jake
11.  Ben
12.  Matt
13. Ez


now answer these ?s...

How did you and 4 meet?
In the 3rd grade, school.

Have you ever seen 2 cry?
No I have not.

Would 1 and 2 make a good couple?
Nope.

Are you good friends with 13?
Sure.

Do you think 5 is cute?
Yeppp.

Something about 1..?
Ehhh.

How did you meet 12?
School.

Whats 7s fav color?
I'm not sure.

What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
I would feel bad because one of my bestfriend's likes him.

Fact about 9?
He lives in NY.

Would you ever live with 8 ?
Haha, probably not.

Is 2 single?
Yes.

Where does 5 live?
New Yawwkk.

What do you think about 10?
Ha, he's funny.

Whats the worst thing about 5?
Umm, not sure.

Whos 11 going out with?
Nobody at the moment.

What do you think about 3?
Good friend :)

quote number 992469
filed under love
  0
I never thought,
I'd end up falling for you.
<3
quote number 471493
filed under love
  0
Do you check your quotes,
Every single day,
To see if they're on the first page?
With over 400 +'s?
Kinda like I do,
But so far I'm only on page 87.

quote number 462335
filed under inspirational
  2
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest...
It's about who came, and never left your side
quote number 398208
filed under friendship
  1

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