itsmeeyay

Somebody told me that you have a boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend that i had in februry of last year!!

Nomatophobia- fear of names

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Phobias

Consecotaleophobia

Fear of chopsticks


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100% true

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Phobias

Aphenophosmphobia

Fear of being touched


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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOUR INSANE!!!

Follow them around the house everywhere

say moo whenever they call your name 

Say wearing clothes is against your religion

Run into walls

take their hAnd and whisper I hear the voices

At everything they say yell liar

Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face

Try to swim in the floor

nmq 

Freakquotes.com

Brother:(comes out of toilet) That awkward moment when you realise the man next to you is peeing into the sink
me:
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me:wtf! Ha ha ha

Valentines Day Notes 2#:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
God made little boys handsome
So what happened to you?

Valentines Day notes 1#:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
A face like yours
Belongs in the zoo

If you like pina colada's

and getting caught in the rain

If your not into yoga

if you have half a brain

If u like making love at midnight

In the dunes of a cape

Then your the love that i've looked for

Write to me and Escape



-Escape-
-Rupert Holmes-

Don't torture yourself with the hyperthetical!


-Peter Bishop-
-Fringe-