ivanadesigner

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Witty. :)

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 i  want  a  bestfriend  that  is  a boy.
 
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Don't judge a sport 
before you play it.



*i'm angry*
story in comments
 
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you crack an egg
and lady gaga falls out.
 
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Boy: Make a 'C' with your right hand.
Girl: ...Okay. *Makes a 'C'
Boy: *Makes a 'C' with left hand and puts it up to girls right hand.*
Girl: Aww it's a heart?
Boy: No it's my stomach. It's empty. Go make me a sandwich.


Lol. ;D
 

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Rihanna: Oh Nana, What's my name?

Eminem: Why are you asking me whats your name?
Rihanna: Oh shut up and drive!
Eminem: Sure... I need to get out to a store but it's raining.
Rihanna: Then take my umberella!
Eminem: Who do you think you are?
Rihanna: The only girl in the world.
Eminem: No you are not!
Rihanna: I love the way you lie!
 
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"who.are.you.on.the.phone.with?"
"my drug dealer, mom."
 

 
 
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favorite if there's
someone    that
you'd die for  (♥]

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