iwillneverforget

Status: Follow me on Twitter @XSarahRosatoneX tweet to me if you're from witty <3
Joined: May 28, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: December 27
user id: 178030
Gender: F
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Hi, I'm Sarah (:
I am five-teen years young an every december 27th I wear a pointy hat and blow out candles.
I'm a New England city girl.
Nice Bum where ya from? Boston Mass. Kiss my .
I speak english and sarcasm fluently.
Looking for a witty best friend to love me.
I say stupid things infront of my crush. I message him all the time. No he doesn't message back.
I am not part of a fandom but I dont disrespect them.
I obsess. I laugh. I cry. I love. I hate. I want. I need. 

Hi I am Sarah and I am flawed in a million ways. I have my own opinions. I will never be perfect. I don't think he loves me. I can see why. 



The picture below is NOT me

 

    
Making funny faces and taking selfies like its my job
    
 
    
 
    
 
 

Quotes by iwillneverforget

Putting on skinny jeans VS Harlem Shake

Skinny Jeans:
step one
: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

Harlem Shake:
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA


 
Basically 
NMF! the idea came from a quote on top quotes and I responded to their own quote by making one

 

I wish everything was different
My hair
My height 
My weight 
My friends
My clothes
My life
My stlye
Myself 

I just wish everything thing was different because I want
Her hair
Her height
Her weight
Her friends
Her clothes
Her life
Her stlye
Herself

Because she's perfect
and she's everything I'm not

 
I feel like I'm not part of this whole
"Witty family"
even though I've been on here for over 2 years on
different accounts I don't think anyone really cares
and I see you all comforting eachother on here and
I just can't find that

Anywhere

..But its all I want
"I'm hungry"

Then you should eat.
Czech the fridge
Wait theres Norway there's anything in there
Uganda be joking right now
Denmark my words these are the worst puns ever
Kenya think of anymore?
No Iran out of ideas 
I would tell you my story but I don't know it yet
You see all the "Smile you're beautiful" quotes
But you can't smile because you know you're not.



The sad thing is

 I would kill to be SECOND best.
 



#Girl Dilemas
1,
Feeling sick? put on yogas, Putting on yogas, put on the one thong your mom let you get. Put on thong, get your period..
 

 

 

I'm a teenage girl
My Bff texts and says she kissed Johnny
Well thats a problem
'Cause I like Johnny
:
 This commercial <3

 
BravoSierra's format

 
                                                                                          

Looks like Screaming to Deaf People
   

 
NMQ/NMF