Status:
Follow me on Twitter @XSarahRosatoneX tweet to me if you're from witty <3
Joined:
May 28, 2011
Last Seen:
9 years
Birthday:
December 27
user id:
178030
Gender:
F
Hi, I'm Sarah (:
I am five-teen years young an every december 27th I wear a pointy hat and blow out candles.
I'm a New England city girl.
Nice Bum where ya from? Boston Mass. Kiss my .
I speak english and sarcasm fluently.
Looking for a witty best friend to love me.
I say stupid things infront of my crush. I message him all the time. No he doesn't message back.
I am not part of a fandom but I dont disrespect them.
I obsess. I laugh. I cry. I love. I hate. I want. I need.
Hi I am Sarah and I am flawed in a million ways. I have my own opinions. I will never be perfect. I don't think he loves me. I can see why.
The picture below is NOT me
Making funny faces and taking selfies like its my job
Quotes by iwillneverforget
Putting on skinny jeans VS Harlem
Shake
Skinny Jeans:
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five:
NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA
Harlem Shake:
step one:
right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five:
NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA
Basically
NMF! the idea came from a quote on top quotes and I responded to
their own quote by making one
I feel like I'm not part of this whole
"Witty family"
even though I've been on here for over 2 years on
different accounts I don't think anyone really cares
and I see you all comforting eachother on here and
I just can't find that
Then you should eat.
Czech the fridge
Wait theres Norway there's anything in there
Uganda be joking right now
Denmark my words these are the worst puns ever
Kenya think of anymore?
No Iran out of ideas