jahan

Status: taste the frickin' rainbow!
Joined: June 8, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
user id: 306717
Location: mars
Gender: F


IMAGINE DRAGONS . THE CAB . COLDPLAY . THE FRAY . SIA . RIHANNA 
GROUP LOVE . CAROLINA LIARS . EMINEM . TAYLOR SWIFT. OMAR LYNX
ZEDS DEAD . ABBA . OASIS . GABRIELLE APPLIN . ED SHEERAN . THE XXX
ANGEL . DEMI LOVATO . TROYE SIVAN . JESSIE J . MAROON 5 .  SIMPLE PLAN
THE SCRIPT . LINKIN PARK . THE LUMINEERS . GOO GOO DOLLS . AVRIL LAVIGNE
EDWARD SHARPE  AND THE MAGNETIC ZEROS . REGINA SPEKTOR .  GLEE CAST .
CRHISTINA PERRI . 
IYAZ . TINIE TEMPAH . KARINE POLWART .  BEYONCE . ADELE .





 





why, fancy seeing you here! 
good day, reader! somehow you have stumbled onto my witty! 







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also, go follow my awesome friend staaystroong, she's amazing and i'm lucky to know her, 
got a problem with her, you got a problem with me, so follloooooow heeeerr ;D

Haaaaaaaacked!
YEES THAT'S RIGHT I'M HACKING YOU. I'M A REBEL LIKE THAT. OH YEAH.

I must admit 'Jay', even though I always laugh and mock at all the stupid little things you always say, I do love you deep (deep deep deep deep deep deep like seriously does someone have a shovel coz this b'tch is deeeeeep lol jk) down. In fact, not deep down, I love you steeply up (?). I don't have to tell you the amount of times you've helped me out, because you already know. I love you this much:
(     )
no this much:
(                 )
wait no this much:
(                                 )

Jk, brakets and a space bar aren't enough to show you my never endling love for you. It's a shame your an insociable potato and never leave your house. More people need to see your sexxy face. And soft hair (even though you cover it). And your perfect figure. And your honest eyes. (kay I'll just leave before I get too homosexual) (not that there's anything wrong with homosexuals)  (some of my best friends are homosexual) (Jk, you know I have no friends) (I just think we should take this somewhere else) (Somewhere private ;)

follow her and she'll have sex with you
- Fatima (staaystroong
)
 

Quotes by jahan

happy twelvth birthday to my little brother


love you sulaiman x
there were two twins in my year group, and one is in my class.
We had an English reading lesson, which she hated, so her and her twin swapped,
and they're not even completely identical, but when she went to collect her paper from the teacher,
she was like half a meter away from her face and the whole class held thier breath. 
AND NO ONE NOTICED.
that overwhelming sense of possessiveness you get when someone else claims to like your favourite band
And then satan said, 
'let there be raisins in salad'
the only point in doing weird things when you're on your own is that you can post a qoute on witty later saying you did that 
'you're too young to actually love'


yeah so go tell a five year old he's too young to love his mum
That panic attack you have when your t-shirt gets stuck on your head
who else got their GCSE grades today?
how did you do?



LOOK BEHIND YOU!




































































































































I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING

BEHIND YOU, WHAT WERE

YOU EXPECTING JEEZ

hacked into KFC

 


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