jahan

Status: taste the frickin' rainbow!
Joined: June 8, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 306717
Location: mars
Gender: F


IMAGINE DRAGONS . THE CAB . COLDPLAY . THE FRAY . SIA . RIHANNA 
GROUP LOVE . CAROLINA LIARS . EMINEM . TAYLOR SWIFT. OMAR LYNX
ZEDS DEAD . ABBA . OASIS . GABRIELLE APPLIN . ED SHEERAN . THE XXX
ANGEL . DEMI LOVATO . TROYE SIVAN . JESSIE J . MAROON 5 .  SIMPLE PLAN
THE SCRIPT . LINKIN PARK . THE LUMINEERS . GOO GOO DOLLS . AVRIL LAVIGNE
EDWARD SHARPE  AND THE MAGNETIC ZEROS . REGINA SPEKTOR .  GLEE CAST .
CRHISTINA PERRI . IYAZ . TINIE TEMPAH . KARINE POLWART .  BEYONCE . ADELE .





 





why, fancy seeing you here! 
good day, reader! somehow you have stumbled onto my witty! 







check out my blog, suscribe and follow ;D

http://cornerotu.blogspot.co.uk/

Read my story? :D


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also, go follow my awesome friend staaystroong, she's amazing and i'm lucky to know her, 
got a problem with her, you got a problem with me, so follloooooow heeeerr ;D
Haaaaaaaacked!
YEES THAT'S RIGHT I'M HACKING YOU. I'M A REBEL LIKE THAT. OH YEAH.

I must admit 'Jay', even though I always laugh and mock at all the stupid little things you always say, I do love you deep (deep deep deep deep deep deep like seriously does someone have a shovel coz this b'tch is deeeeeep lol jk) down. In fact, not deep down, I love you steeply up (?). I don't have to tell you the amount of times you've helped me out, because you already know. I love you this much:
(     )
no this much:
(                 )
wait no this much:
(                                 )

Jk, brakets and a space bar aren't enough to show you my never endling love for you. It's a shame your an insociable potato and never leave your house. More people need to see your sexxy face. And soft hair (even though you cover it). And your perfect figure. And your honest eyes. (kay I'll just leave before I get too homosexual) (not that there's anything wrong with homosexuals)  (some of my best friends are homosexual) (Jk, you know I have no friends) (I just think we should take this somewhere else) (Somewhere private ;)
follow her and she'll have sex with you
- Fatima (staaystroong)
 

Quotes by jahan

I've worked out the mystery behind all these IMVU adverts on witty,
Steve must have realised we don't leave our rooms yet want a relationship,
and saw an opportunity to offer us love online.
well played, Steve, well played.
12 2 jahan jahan
imvuadvertsarekindawierd
if I was in an 'I love you' situation it'd probably be like


guy: I love you
me: I love... food..
3 0 jahan jahan
imsogoodatromance
I don't know how you guys bond with your siblings, but I sit with my litle brother and look at jokes on witty
3 0 jahan jahan
imjustgangstalikethat
when my brother was little, his teeth were knocked out and didn't grow back for years,

my dad to me: I'll knock your teeth out
my little brother: if he does, can I have them?
2 0 jahan jahan
welldoneumaryourfirstwittyjoke


BAZINGA,




PUNK
0 0 jahan jahan
bigbangtheory
any good songs guys?
1 4 jahan jahan
gimmemusiccccccc
woman - women, 
singular - pluaral,

there's a difference

man - men
singular - plural,

there's a difference

person -  people
singular - plural

there's a difference

one person doing something, doesn't mean people can be blamed,

similarly, one muslim does something, doesn't mean muslims can be blamed,
we don't want to 'hurt you', or 'kill you', or 'take over the west' (wtf who came up with that one)

we're each accountable for ourselves, not the actions of other people.
32 31 jahan jahan
stophating
if we could just take our end of year exams in the shower rather than in a school hall, we'd get much higher grades.
10 0 jahan jahan
funny
parents: dont talk to your friends online
parents: dont talk to your friends on the phone
parents: dont go out with your friends
parents: dont go to your friends houses
parents: dont even have friends

now you're f/cking surprised that I ended up feeling like a lonely peice of sh/t?
3 0 jahan jahan
whatkindofparentingisthatshit
mum: (from downstairs) what are you doing?
me: im upstairs
mum: yeah, but what are you doing
me: im upstairs, that's all
7 0 jahan jahan
neversaywhatyouredoing
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