jahan

Status: taste the frickin' rainbow!
Joined: June 8, 2012
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 306717
Location: mars
Gender: F


IMAGINE DRAGONS . THE CAB . COLDPLAY . THE FRAY . SIA . RIHANNA 
GROUP LOVE . CAROLINA LIARS . EMINEM . TAYLOR SWIFT. OMAR LYNX
ZEDS DEAD . ABBA . OASIS . GABRIELLE APPLIN . ED SHEERAN . THE XXX
ANGEL . DEMI LOVATO . TROYE SIVAN . JESSIE J . MAROON 5 .  SIMPLE PLAN
THE SCRIPT . LINKIN PARK . THE LUMINEERS . GOO GOO DOLLS . AVRIL LAVIGNE
EDWARD SHARPE  AND THE MAGNETIC ZEROS . REGINA SPEKTOR .  GLEE CAST .
CRHISTINA PERRI . 
IYAZ . TINIE TEMPAH . KARINE POLWART .  BEYONCE . ADELE .





 





why, fancy seeing you here! 
good day, reader! somehow you have stumbled onto my witty! 







check out my blog, suscribe and follow ;D

http://cornerotu.blogspot.co.uk/

Read my story? :D


http://thewritersabyss.blogspot.co.uk/




also, go follow my awesome friend staaystroong, she's amazing and i'm lucky to know her, 
got a problem with her, you got a problem with me, so follloooooow heeeerr ;D

Haaaaaaaacked!
YEES THAT'S RIGHT I'M HACKING YOU. I'M A REBEL LIKE THAT. OH YEAH.

I must admit 'Jay', even though I always laugh and mock at all the stupid little things you always say, I do love you deep (deep deep deep deep deep deep like seriously does someone have a shovel coz this b'tch is deeeeeep lol jk) down. In fact, not deep down, I love you steeply up (?). I don't have to tell you the amount of times you've helped me out, because you already know. I love you this much:
(     )
no this much:
(                 )
wait no this much:
(                                 )

Jk, brakets and a space bar aren't enough to show you my never endling love for you. It's a shame your an insociable potato and never leave your house. More people need to see your sexxy face. And soft hair (even though you cover it). And your perfect figure. And your honest eyes. (kay I'll just leave before I get too homosexual) (not that there's anything wrong with homosexuals)  (some of my best friends are homosexual) (Jk, you know I have no friends) (I just think we should take this somewhere else) (Somewhere private ;)

follow her and she'll have sex with you
- Fatima (staaystroong
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wearestarstuff 5 years ago
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I AM BACK
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MaddyWaddy 5 years ago
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you have to click on the picture that looks like a stack of cards and then a list of games show up but you have to be talking to a person to play a game with them. it's probably my favorite addition to witty
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jahan 5 years ago
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ahhh cool thank you!!
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MaddyWaddy 5 years ago
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you're welcome :3
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Sunny* 5 years ago
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Also are you a muslim?
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jahan 5 years ago
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I've forgotten my stardoll username,sorry! but yeah, I'm a muslim :D how about yourself, what religion do you follow?
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Sunny* 5 years ago
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Im a muslim and my religion is Islam
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jahan 5 years ago
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SALAM ALAYKUM! :D
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Sunny* 5 years ago
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Im a muslim and my religion is Islam
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Sunny* 5 years ago
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I have stardoll but can i have your stardoll so i can add you.
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Sunny* 5 years ago
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Hey thanks for favorting my quote and I have to say you have a Beautiful profile.
Anyways do u have stardoll????
see u around.
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jahan 5 years ago
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haha you're welcome and thank YOU for the spam of likes! :D yeah i do but i haven't used it in years! you?
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compliments 5 years ago
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Hello, my dear! I just wanted to say that you're very beautiful. You're gorgeous, smart, kind and a very cool person! If you ever need someone to talk, I'm here for you. Don't ever doubt yourself, because you're perfect just the way you are! Stay strong and absolutely awesome! Hope you have a fantabulous day, dear! :) x
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jahan 5 years ago
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wow thank you aha :D x that goes for you too!
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Amenah 5 years ago
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the gifs on your profile omg<3

haha yep, i'm a muslim. :D
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jahan 5 years ago
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haha thanks, and SALAM ALAYKUM UKHTI KAYFA HALUK???!! if you don't speak arabic sorry, SALAM ALAYKUM SISTAH HOW IS YOU DOINNNN??!
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Amenah 5 years ago
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Wa'alaikamu sallam. Ahahaa, no i don't speak arabic, i'm not from there.

I'm okay. :D:D
hbu?
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jahan 5 years ago
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i'm not either lol i'm good alhamdulillah, where are you from?
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Derek_McEpic 6 years ago
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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ommg dis iz lyk so lyk awkkz omg hi
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jahan 6 years ago
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DAFUQ B.TCH GET OF MA PAGE BLAD!!! jk hi... uhm.... i kinda.. love you...<3....
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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i..uh..i kinda love you too
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jahan 6 years ago
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won't be seeing you in maths anymore :/
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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Ugh shut up did she actually give you a date and stuff. Because if not, I doubt it'll happen it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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jahan 6 years ago
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yes she did she said from january im in the other class
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jahan 6 years ago
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DAFUQ B.TCH GET OF MA PAGE BLAD!!! jk hi... uhm.... i kinda.. love you...<3....
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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I HATE YOU YOU NEVER TALK TO ME HERE I ALWAYS COME HOME LATE FROM WORK EXHAUSTED EXPECTING YOU TO HAVE COOKED ME UP ONE FIIIINE DINNER BUT YOUR ALWAYS JUST OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL AND I'M SICK OF THIS IS I REALLY AM. YOU LOOK REAL CUTE IN YOUR KIK PICTURE BY THE WAY.
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jahan 6 years ago
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IM SORRY I TRY BUT I HATE HAVING THE HOUSE EMPTY ALL DAY HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS? AND I DONT NEED TO COOK YOU NO FINE DINNER MY FOOD KNOWS YOU BEEN CHEATING ON IT WITH THAT SUBWAY SHIZZLE DONT TRY AND PUT THE BLAME ON ME HERE IM WAY PAST SICK IM LIVING OFF VOMIT AND DAMN GIRL DONT YOU THINK I KNOW HOW SMEXY I AM?! JK HEY THANKS ;D AND NO SCHOOL ON MONDAY STUPID CHILD
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY BABY SUBWAYS HAS SOME FLAVOR!!!! OH AND THANK YOU I WAS UNSURE I'M SO GLAD WE DON'T HAVE SCHOOL.
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jahan 6 years ago
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ikr me too btw if teachers or anything or students ask why im not in DO NOT TELL THEM IM WARNING YOU DONT DO IT FATIMA DONT
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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Even though I'm quite intimidated at the moment I'm still ganna do it coz you won't be there to sit on me afterwards MWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Sorry, I uh.. I won't utter a word Kismee.
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jahan 6 years ago
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you'd better not :E and mayn dis coffee goowd
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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Good? GOOD?! IT'S REAL FRICKEN AMAZING MY MUM HAS STOPPED BUYING IT NOW THOUGH ONLY BUYS SOMALIAN ONES THAT I DON'T DRINK COZ SHE SAYS IT'S BAD FOR ME AND I HATE TEA AND HOT CHOCOLATE SEE HOW I'VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF WARM BEVERAGES IN AUTUMN WHY ME WHYYYYY???!!!!
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jahan 6 years ago
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OHMYGAWD YOU POOR CHILD COME TO MY HOUSE I WILL FEED YOU COFFEE IN BUCKETS FULL COME CHILD COME
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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THY KINDNESS CANNOT BE DESCRIBED
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jahan 6 years ago
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quite right B) < that looks way cooler on kik -.- hey im good at this face stuff now lol
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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hahahahah true and yes you are. I've trained you well young warlock.
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jahan 6 years ago
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BTW OMFD DAN AND PHIL WERE ON FRIDAY DOWNLOAD LIKE BLOODY HELLL SERIOLUSLY I HAD NO RESPECT FOR TEH SH0OW BUT NOW IM TOTALLY GONNA WATCH THAT EPISDODE FAOKSDJFAOKSDGNSOFPGOASJRA;J OMG THEY WERE ON FRIDAY DOWNLOAD S;FOAIJWEROIQA[ OKRF'APODSFPOIAJESP FOAPEOWIFDJ ERHMGAAGOOOOOOOD THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THEM NOW ALKDSJF;AJS;GF JA;ODFJ;APOIWJDF IM LITERALLY SPAZZING, WHEN I SAW THEM I GASPED AND JUST KEPT POINTING AT THE SCREEN AND MY DAD KEPT ASKING ME WHAT WAS WRONG BUT I COULDNT. EVEN. SPEAK.
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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ahhahahahHAHAHAHSHAHHSHSADFEBJGBIJUJEFWJHJFDJRJFRJREU THIS IS NOT OK THIS IS NOT OK I NEED TO SEE THIS NOOOOOWWWW GRJNFKDGK,KJGTGTGTF
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jahan 6 years ago
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TO IPLAYER CHILD TO IPLAYER!!!
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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TO IPLLAYYERRRRRR!!
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jahan 6 years ago
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WHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BALLE BALLE
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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HHOOOWWSSS YOURR MUUMMMM
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jahan 6 years ago
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she's geting better alhamdulillah but she's got blood tests and stuff please make dua thanks for asking :* xox
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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alhamdulilah ok and ain't no thaanng but a chicken waanngg
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jahan 6 years ago
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hell not! btw im taking all my art work and doing it at my aunts house the night before like a good girl should.
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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umm..good girls do it the day it was given...and btw you never did tell me your tumblr url
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jahan 6 years ago
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tell me yours :D i gave you a link to mine ages ago stupid :P and uhmm.. that would be like three weeks ago. lol no.
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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loooll kaaay http://forever-and-always-fs.tumblr.com/ still needs some editing but thhhereee
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jahan 6 years ago
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it's so cool how dyou format it liike that?? i need to log in and find mine lol gimme amin
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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okoookkokk lol and thanks
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jahan 6 years ago
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ok i logged in just for you, my url is ireallydontunderstandus.tumblr.com ok it's really cr.p and IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT SO LONG :( :* i hope you find the salvation and glory that you were looking for
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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Looool I really like it <3
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jahan 6 years ago
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hehe thank you :D i love yours :D
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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what are we talking about?
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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what are we talking about?
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jahan 6 years ago
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lol tumblr... hey how dyou change your username?!!
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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go on ur pic then account setting and it should be there and btw are u ok now (btw that means tell me why u were upset) (btw bye)
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jahan 6 years ago
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that is so cool and youre asking me why i was upset?
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jahan 6 years ago
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that is so cool and youre asking me why i was upset?
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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Btw, do we have school on monday?
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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Hi. I go to your school, in fact I'm in the same class as you. My name is Fatima. We don't know each other really well. Just thought I would let you know that I've joined this site.
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jahan 6 years ago
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oh.. um hi this is awkward... YOU'RE BACK I LOVE YOU MARRY ME AGAIN OH THE FATES :')
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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So how's the whole school thing going? What did your parents say..?
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jahan 6 years ago
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they were dissappointed but alhamdulillah the duas paid off and im alright alhamdulillah :')
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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WOOOP WOOOP BALLE BALLE so how are youuuu ?x
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jahan 6 years ago
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me gusta you gusta? please be gusta i like when you gusta im not entirely sure what gusta means but its something like good or i like... im thinking most probably the latter... meh
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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mmeeeeehhh details. I'm very gusta, very gusta indeed.
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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MWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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k bye
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jahan 6 years ago
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bye? come back man I NEED YOU BTW DONT TELL THE GUYS BUT UHM MY CAMERA CHARGER ISNT IN MY SIGHT DO NOT WORRY I WILLL HAVE IT DONE MY DADS GETTING A NEW CABLE AND I HAVE PEOPLE TO INTERVIEW INSHA'LLAH IT SHALL BE DONE
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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hahahahahahhahah I won't dw I don't even care about it you now the controlled assessment thingy is it for citz or history anyway I'm lost as heelllll
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jahan 6 years ago
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im behind on literally ALL my coursework....
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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Well done you're nusrathing your way through life again I see. I think I have some copies for you and don't call it coursework makes us sound so grown up we still cry when the tuck shop's closed lets just keep calling it all homework.
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jahan 6 years ago
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lool alright haha :D awww thanks! copies of what though lol, citizenship??
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I'm Cool.* 6 years ago
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YEAAAHHH
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jojo* 6 years ago
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i love your about me section c:
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jahan 6 years ago
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haha aww thank you! im glad you do :D i didnt think anyone actually read it lol... i love your page its awesome! :D
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*VA VA VOOM* 6 years ago
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That f/ck you gif is probably the best I've ever seen.
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jahan 6 years ago
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hahaha thank you! :D it conveys my thoughts perfectly ;)
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jahan 6 years ago
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to idiots that is
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eleph4nt 6 years ago
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hi.
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jahan 6 years ago
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ello ello :D
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EpicGal5150 6 years ago
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do you want to chat me
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jahan 6 years ago
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Sure if you want :)
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EpicGal5150 6 years ago
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how about right now?
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jahan 6 years ago
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sure :)
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Zoƫ* 6 years ago
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Hey:) thanks for the fave. I also love Imagine Dragons.
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jahan 6 years ago
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You're very welcome! And they're amazing! What other music dyou listen to? :)
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kristabff 6 years ago
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ELLO ELLO
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jahan 6 years ago
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what be going down, my dear?
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kristabff 6 years ago
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IM SORRY THAT JUST MADE ME LAUGH
you put "what be going down" and then added "my dear" oh gosh
haha not much, you?
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jahan 6 years ago
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hahahahaha that was the purpose ;)
and same here, just got back from a little fair, i rode one of those bull things that you had to try and hold onto, and i gotta say i did pretty well lol although i lost most of my dignity in the process
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kristabff 6 years ago
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haha (:
omfg that's so cool i've always wanted to do that
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jahan 6 years ago
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lol it was so much fun, a real work out for the thighs and arms haha, im aching now :D
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Fat Amy* 6 years ago
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Imagine Dragons, the cab, that one Breakfast Club picture, i love the rock sign or satan signs, we dont lol here, that one smoking thing im not sure what it is but its really cool, and new girl.
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jahan 6 years ago
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hahaha lol thanks! :D i just saw that guy and thought it looked realy funny and camp so i put it on my page haha
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Fat Amy* 6 years ago
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No problem. I saw that we had some things in common so i followed.
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jahan 6 years ago
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haha that sounds cool :d so what's it that you noticed?
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AnInsecureGirl 6 years ago
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Oh my gosh. I'm about to cry. I missed witty and you so much! I'm in Mexico on vacation and there's no freaking Internet. My cousin knows how to hack into wifi things and he helped me. I think I can go to jail for this, but I needed witty!!!! I am so so so so so so so sooooooo sorry. I'll buy you all the chocolates in the world to show how sorry I am that it took my almost a month to reply. So how've you been?
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jahan 6 years ago
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awwwwww lol thats so sweet hahaha :D its ok, its ok, dont get yourself arrested lol :D hows mexico? and im goood thanks, either really up or really down no inbetweens lol, and I PASSED MY END OF YEAR EXAMS oh thank god what relief :D
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AnInsecureGirl 6 years ago
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Mexico is hot and really sunny, yet I haven't tanned on bit. I know what you mean with the really up or really down thing. Right now, I'm just feeling indifferent. A crocodile could pass by and I'd just say, "If you don't mind, I'm going to continue being on Witty. Thank you very much." I'm guessing you're feeling really up since you passed your exams! I don't know if I passed mine. My parents never tell me my grades. I just find the report card and that's how I find out :) Congrats on your exams :) Yay!!!!
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jahan 6 years ago
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lol haha and yeah im gad :D thank you! :D lol i was doing some charity work at this fete yesterday and i went BLACK seriously i tanned so much lol and cos i wear a hijab mky face and chest are now two different colours lol :S :D
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AnInsecureGirl 6 years ago
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Really? Wow haha :D. At least you tan! Oh, and I'm so proud of you for doing charity :)
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jahan 6 years ago
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lol haha awww thank you! :D its wierd that i tan cos im already brown haha what about you though, mexico must be browning that skin of yours! or are you burning up instead?
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AnInsecureGirl 6 years ago
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neither, lol. I've stayed inside for a while now. I might go to a few pool parties. I hope I'll tan then. My arms did get tanner, though. Since all I've been wearing are skinny jeans, my legs haven't tanned. I'm gonna tan. I promise. One of these days I will.
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jahan 6 years ago
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haha, that sounds fun! lool,go out and enjoy yourself silly girl, go crazy haha :d enjoy the sun that england sadly doesnt have lol
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AnInsecureGirl 6 years ago
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I'm already crazy, don't worry :) That sucks, that England doesn't have any sunshine. You can over to Mexico, so we can both tan :)
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jahan 6 years ago
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haha, totally, we can sit and sun bathe and i'll become even blacker ;) i have this friend whos half libiyan half moroccan, and shes white, and i compared the skin on my legs (untanned) to her skin, and they were the same colour.... this is extremely unusual for a person of dark skin lol wtf
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AnInsecureGirl 6 years ago
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what... there is supposed to be a question mark after what, but I cant find it on this keyboard. sorry... any who, maybe youre the same skin color because she tans her legs while you dont(there`s supposed to be another question mark, but I cant find it) so are you on vacation now(question mark)
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jahan 6 years ago
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lol no she doesnt tan anything haha... i just tan too easily dear god my skin is weird..... also, school finishes next tuesday!!! whooooooooooo!!! hows your holiday going? :D
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AnInsecureGirl 6 years ago
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My vacation is pretty great :) instead of going to sleep like a normal person, I called up some people and went to go get tacos. Then I went to a carnival thing. Another time, at the same carnival but at a different day, I bought a foam spray thing and I sprayed random kids with it. Then it turned into an all out war of foam. Those are some examples of what's been going on with my life lately. Yay!!!!!! So know you're on vacation? Woot woo