jamiec

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Hey everybody! I'm a middle school guy, and I hope you like my witty! Most of the time, I will be posting under "funny"

Quotes by jamiec

Raisin or chocolate chip?

And that's why I have trust issues.

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FRIENDS

Don't let you do weird stuff.

 

BEST FRIENDS

Don't let you do weird stuff alone.

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What the heck do girls use pencils for in the bathroom?
Crossword puzzles. Duh.

-J. Marbles.

 

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They call me the Hiphopotamus
Owns that glow like phosphourous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
-Flight of the Conchords

Possibly the most impressive lyrics ever. You obviously can't be picky with meanings when you're trying to rhyme with esophagus.

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What do you get when you put a Landshark with a Landshark? 

JESUS.

-Jenna Marbles

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When life gives you lemons,

TAKE THEM

Because hey, free lemons.

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Adventure Time

C'mon grab your friends

We'll go to very distant lands

With Jake the Dog

And Finn the Human,

The fun will never end, it's 

ADVENTURE TIME!!

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Today on the straw box it said:
STRAWS ARE WATERPROOF.
Thanks guys, I really needed to know that.
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Google vs. Yahoo
Yahoo: " Unicorn are real" 
Google: "Unicorns are for gangsters"
Now I know why everyone uses Google.

 

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Do you know who I hate? Those guys that think girls are weird. Which is about 95% of the guys in my grade. Sigh...can't wait for them to grow up.
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