*Me when I order
food* Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme get some
tater tots. Oh and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a
basket of jalapeño poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a
ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas,
a bread loaf, a side of ranch, some pixie stix, taco salad, order
of ribs... Me: And.....A diet coke Me: No, strawberry shake Me: No, a diet coke Me: No, both.
This actually happened in science class
today. Girl: ~talks loudly to her friends
during a video on hurricanes~ Woman Substitute Teacher: Excuse me but do i need
to come sit next to you?? Girl: No thank you i'm straight!!