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Joined: February 12, 2013
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hey i am 15 and i am new to witty 
and kinda obsessed with it. Please follow sydseltz and jessiecutiexoxo they are my bffls!!! aim for the moon, if you miss you will land among the stars. <3

jamiesk's Favorite Quotes

you guys
hold everything nicki minaj is 30



f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

How I ruined some guy's pick-up line:

Him: Did it hurt?
Me: Huh?
Him: I said, did it hurt?
Me: Ohh you mean my nose piercing?
Him: What the.. I was gonna say.. um, nevermind...

Half true story.
Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”
*Me when I order food*
Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeño poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of ranch, some pixie stix, taco salad, order of ribs...
Me: And.....A diet coke
Me: No, strawberry shake
Me: No, a diet coke
Me: No, both.

This actually happened in science class today.
Girl: ~talks loudly to her friends during a video on hurricanes~
Woman Substitute Teacher: Excuse me but do i need to come sit next to you??
Girl: No thank you i'm straight!!

Oh my god.
Mom: That's nice sweetie.
Me: ....oh that's cool
Me: You know
Me: How you saw without looking


Does anyone else find it annoying when
famous people get things for free when they're the ones who can afford them?

what is the purpose of training b.r.a.s ??
what are we trying to teach the b.o.o.b.s ??

they are trained to be the very b.r.e.a.s.t

BravoSierra's format

me: I'm going to get a top quote today!
*Jimmy365 comes online*
me: never mind