jaybear

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Joined: February 4, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 270851

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• Favorite Color: Green, blue, purple.
• Favorite Food: Pasta.

• Favorite Singer: Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six, The Brobecks, a billion more.
• Favorite Show: Spongebob.
• Favorite Sport: Internet.
• Favorite Season: Summer.
• Favorite Day Of the Week: Saturday.
• Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla or bubblegum.
• Favorite Time of Day: Twilight.

9 currents
• Current Mood: Is fangirl a mood.
• Current Taste:  Noting.
• Current Clothes: Slippers, PJ shorts, oversied Paramore shirt, grey hoodie.
• Current Computer:  Samsung ew.
• Current Finger/Toenail Color: Nothing.
• Current Time: 9:45pm
• Current Surroundings: Blanket, TV, dad and step mother, cat, laptop, couch,plant, lamp, iunno.
• Current Annoyance(s): Don't.
• Current Thought: I'm sort of blocking everything out at the moment. 

8 Firsts
• First Best Friend: No one.
• First crush this school year: None.
• First word:  Idk mummy.
• First Pet: Kitty.
• First Piercing: Ears.
• First Thing You Did Today:  Went downstairs with my blanket and laptop and watched TV
• First Thing You Ate Today:  Spaghetti hoops.
• First School: St. Poops.

7 Lasts
• Last Food Consumption: McDonald's shh.
• Last Car Ride: To my dad's house.
• Last Text Message: "How are you?"
• Last Movie Seen: White Chicks.
• Last Item Bought: Downloaded smething from iTunes.
• Last CD Played: Pretty. Odd.
• Last Website You Were On: Witty.

6 Have You Evers
• Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: No.
• Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yup.
• Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
• Have You Ever Been on TV: No.
•Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: Yeah.
• Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yep.

5 Places You've Been To
• 1. England (I live there does that count)
• 2. France
• 3. Scotland or is that part of England
• 4. Egypt
• 5. Uhh nothing else.

4 Things
• You're Wearing: I already answered this..
• You Did Last Night: I was on the computer because I have insomnia oops.
• What Can You Hear Right Now: TV.
• You Can't Live Without: A lot of things.

3 People You Can Tell Anything To
• 1. Myself.
• 2. Myself.
• 3. Myself.

2 Choices
• 1. black or white: Black.
• 2. hot or cold: Hot.

1 Love

•  Not people.



my voice sounds like comic sans
 

Me: Algebra, stop making me find your X,
Me: She's not coming back.
Algebra:
But Y?

Me: What if you came home and caught me smoking weed?
Mum: Well I'd be pretty shocked.
Me: What if I was like eighteen?
Mum: I'd already be smoking it with you
 


KEEP
CALM
AND

CARRY
ON
 


I get angry and frustrated and I want to scream most of the time.

But really, I'm just sad.

I'm just so sad.


Me: I like bands.
Person: Yeah I like bands too
Me: No you don't understand












nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww







Cop: How high are you?
 
Me: No, officer. It's 'hi,
how are you?'


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credittoforgeter

 
                                                                    Your boobs are meant to go in your shirt
 
Me: *Licking huge lollipop*
Mum: You really like that lollipop,don't you?
Me: Just practicing for my future job
Mum: What
Me:
What