Steve*

Status: oooO
Joined: November 30, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: September 30
user id: 340495
Location: In Australia..and you know what? i am NO WHERE NEAR a kangaroo or a koala ._.
Gender: F
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Quotes by Steve*

 
life, unfortunately, isn't an anime.
and even if it was, none of us would be the main character.

 


Omg guys,idk why but..i always imagine steve to be someone like john green,is it just me? o - o 
idk they seem alike in some way. Or maybe its because we all worship them both
i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im
like “what are you doing with my mom”




 


Me: WHEN I WAS
dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
dad: oh god
Me: MY FATHER
dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME TO THE CITY
dad: no i didnt
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
dad: youre not even a boy








                                                         me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
guy in my class: you ok?






 

Cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. salt


 Teacher when boy comes in late: You’re late. Where were you?

Boy: On top of Blueberry Hill

Teacher after another boy comes in late: Where were you?

Boy: On top of Blueberry Hill.

Teacher after a girl comes in late: Lemme guess. You were on Blueberry Hill aswell.

Girl: No, I am Blueberry Hill.


u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 
*puts a piece of lettuce on a pizza*
i'm eating healthy

 

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end