Steve*

 
life, unfortunately, isn't an anime.
and even if it was, none of us would be the main character.

Omg guys,idk why but..i always imagine steve to be someone like john green,is it just me? o - o 
idk they seem alike in some way. Or maybe its because we all worship them both

Me: WHEN I WAS
dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
dad: oh god
Me: MY FATHER
dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME TO THE CITY
dad: no i didnt
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
dad: youre not even a boy

Cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. salt

 Teacher when boy comes in late: You’re late. Where were you?

Boy: On top of Blueberry Hill

Teacher after another boy comes in late: Where were you?

Boy: On top of Blueberry Hill.

Teacher after a girl comes in late: Lemme guess. You were on Blueberry Hill aswell.

Girl: No, I am Blueberry Hill.

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end